Une infinie nostalgie

Je suis sur facebook.

Facebook a un groupe: "You know you're from Prague when..."
En gras, tout ce qui m'a fait sourire aux larmes. Life sucks.

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You know you're from Prague when...

1. Crossing Charles Bridge 3 times a day doesn't feel weird/special.
2. Your friends steal old-fashioned tram numbers for your birthday (you got #18 when you turned 18, #20 when you turned 20, and so on...)
3. You (almost) got run over by a car at least once.
4. Same thing, but with a tram.
5. You love THOSE pancakes on Narodni (only 25 CZK!)
6. Absinthe is legal - so what?
7. Your friends from abroad who've never been to Prague are really excited about seeing the Orloj (Astronomical Clock), but you find it boring since you've seen it like 100 times.
8. You love CAJOVNY (tearooms) :D
9. You made fun of the Prague Castle guards at least once.
10. Saying "husty" is where it's at.
11. You love the good old "PAREK V ROHLIKU" - soooo much better than a hot dog!!
12. You've been on a cheesy/romantic date on Petrin.
13. You still don't trust the LANOVKA (funicular), even though you've taken it soo many times. I mean, how many times has it been broken in the past?
14. Two words: NAKLADANY HERMELIN baby (apparently the correct translation is pickled cheese.. well it's delicious either way, and you can get it in all the HOSPUDKY!)
15. You love bread and can't get such good bread anywhere else in the world.
16. You were on a SLAPADLO (peddle boat) at least once (Vltava anyone?)
17. You can't get away from tourists... that's a fact.
18. Beer is everywhere (best beer in the world right?!!) and CHEAP. PIVOOOO!!!!!
18. You're one year behind fashion compared to countries like France and Germany.
19. You know Parizska is actually off-limits to Czechs. You mostly find Japanese tourists there since they can actually afford Dior and Louis Vuitton.
20. You grew up reading Ctyrlistek and eating Pribinak (and you still secretly love both).
21. Seeing foreigners trying to master the Czech language is priceless.
22. You never know where to go out with your friends because there's way too many places/events to choose from.
23. You think walking to school is normal.
24. You like Czech sweets (Tatranka, Fidorka...) much more than things like KitKat or Snickers.
25. You still think Moravian accents are funny (and you're convinced Prague accents are the coolest).
26. You love SMAZENY SYR: it's cheap AND delicious.
27. People wear tesco, billa and delvita bags everywhere and consider them the new designer handbag!
28. You have to get your shoes re-heeled like every other day cos of the heels getting stuck in between the bloody cobblestones:-)
29. you think that everybody should be issued with deodorants before the entry to the public transport (especially during the summer and rainy days)

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Cette vie est finie...